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muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
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Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.
"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."
by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025
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Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025
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attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
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Oats slurping

Penis licker. Slurping of the penis. With or without oats.
Maria was the best oak slurper known to mankind.
Maria loves to go oats slurping with her man.
by MoneyMoney3339 August 9, 2025
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