Skip

You pass your ex in public and keep walking. You skip her ass. (Or his)

I was ordering a cheese burger, after i ordered my ex walked though the door. On my way to the restroom I skipped her ass.

by Pablov December 9, 2017

Galaxii skip

a moron who is a addicted to undertale and eats inedible things

someone:*eats infinity gauntlet*
person:*confused mario face*
someone:sorry i pulled a galaxii skip

by Galaxii Skip June 8, 2019

Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless

You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!

by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023

Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school

I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Skip-Edging

When a video game has a skip button for cutscenes that you have to hold down, and you try to fill the skip bar as much as possible without actually skipping the cutscene.

Yo, this cutscene's boring. Let's do some skip-edging on that skip bar

by Murcielago1992 May 25, 2025

National Skip School Day

Evey 5th of October , skip school (well loads of ppl weren’t in so yk - ig) .

“Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”

by Human 😌 October 5, 2021

dj skip

DJ Skip: Someone (a DJ) who plays songs and changes the song every 15 to 40 seconds which everybody hates, he is skipping the biggest part of a song. Nobody likes a DJ Skip

Guy/girl at the speakers plays a song. Every 15 to 40 seconds he changes the song that is played, everyone is annoyed by this.
'Shit, he changes the song every 15 seconds'
'We have DJ Skip over there mate'

by g123g030 April 19, 2015