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Team Skeet 

Team skeet is a movement and/or state of mind as old as time but first personified in late 2009 in southern Maine. Team Skeet is a group of confident young men providing a service and wonderful memories to young (or old) women usuing the buckshot approach, or by playing the numbers. By saturating the market they've been able to saturate bedsheets. Utilizing many tactics from "the raffle ticket" to "the fake bachelor party" Team Skeet (TS2K10) continues to grow in numbers and in swagger.
Team Skeet by SkeeterValentineOOB December 7, 2009
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Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.
The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi
Skeet Beat by Harrison M. November 8, 2008
It's like tweeting, but on Bluesky. They are definitely not posts or skoots.
Did you see what John skeeted? I could not have reskeeted that any faster.
Skeet by bluesky-user April 28, 2023
To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
skeet by yodobo March 8, 2004
A small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.
Hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a bitch when they gitcha.
Skeeter by Gallitar December 5, 2004

skeet allergy 

a) An allergic reaction to cum.

b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.

c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.
My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.

That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.
skeet allergy by cw3 March 28, 2008
To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.




please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.
skeet by Anonymous July 24, 2003