Pp shmuel

An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.

Yo move some pp shmuel

by Wokesvmcn23 June 29, 2018

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

shin shredder

Chewing on them knees lads

Sophie: You are my fellow shin shredder
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?

by Shin Shredder x April 16, 2019

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

holy shredded chedda

Phrase used when in disbelief

Bob: look at that girl over there.
Dave: holy shredded chedda she is gorgeous.

by Harry Danglurs May 3, 2021

Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021

Idaho Cheese Shredder

When you take a phallic shaped cheese grater and shove it up someone's ass.

Keep it up and I'll give you the real Idaho Cheese Shredder.

by Sex Doc 101 September 18, 2020