Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

Scoop

When you slap someone’s neck near the chin. Once this is done, the balls-in-the-mouth counter starts and the only way to stop it is to cough. A harmless prank that usually is a fad between the Late elementary to middle school years and is considered immature after high school but is sometimes still incorporated when you just have to because the other people either don’t know about it or are sitting there with their neck wide open. *Sigh*

Rob: “Bro look at that spot on the ceiling!”
Also Rob: *Scoops Nick*
Nick: “Tf-?“
Rob: “1. 2. 3. 4-“
Nick: *Cough* *Eyeroll*

by LolIhavenocluetho August 12, 2020

Scoop Up

To Pick Someone or Something up, usually in a vehicle.

Hey Kiana can you scoop up the Target order after work?

by Brypo23 April 30, 2021

Kate Scoop

When your aunt gives you fucking heaps of salad when you only wanted a spoonful.

Damn man, I only wanted a bite and you gave me a Kate Scoop.

by Kim in May 16, 2021

Scoop

A game where two players (usually men) grab one’s man titty (in a non-homosexual way) then quickly proceed to cover their own so the scooped person cannot “scoop” them back. While you grab their man titty, you have to say “scoooop!”.Usually, this game is played when the person getting “scooped” is off-guard

Carl: Hey bro, hows it goi- SCOOP!
Dereck: Dude would you stop scooping me oh my goduh

by professionaltittygrabs April 2, 2022

Extra scoop of rice

A phrase coined by Rollo Tomassi to describe form of mate guarding wherein a woman will deliberately attempt to make her husband or significant other physically unattractive to other women, by giving him more food, unhealthy food, or convincing him that he doesn't need to maintain is physique.

I think my girl is trying to lock me down bro. She knows I hate to waste food but, i've noticed she's been feeding me more carbs lately, y'know that extra scoop of rice on my plate.

by Legat228888 July 31, 2022

Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023