scruffly abyss

A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"

Sophie, Scruffles Mcgee is the scruffly abyss

by Dcon12376987 August 15, 2008

Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003

GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.

The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle

by Sergio D September 30, 2008

Lesbian Shuffle

When a girl makes out with another girl to get with a guy

Jess: "See that hot guy over there?"
Emily: "Yeah."
Jess: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Emily: "Let's pull a lesbian shuffle to get his attention."

by tmac721 June 11, 2009

Midnight Shuffle

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

by nobrakesonthejaketrain April 6, 2020

Public Forum Shuffle

(1) n. To throw out something on a regular basis at the end of every month, typically associated with the tossing out of evidence for Public Forum Debate

(2) n. The dance move of stepping to the side and throwing one arm (typically the right) up in the air as if throwing out evidence for Public Forum Debate at the end of every month

(3) v.To preform the public forum shuffle

The most common dance move at magnet school dances is the Public Forum shuffle.

by ajisthegreatest January 21, 2011

Sex Shuffle

While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.

Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.

by The Loge August 12, 2006