Where you've been serving on a team at church for a long period and you're burnt out and no longer giving it your all. Or you're feeling like you only serve in a church without being discipled, built up or invested in.
by BigDez February 27, 2024
An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!
Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 09, 2021
Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
by Weaponism July 05, 2024
A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.
by Flhu March 05, 2018
by PastelSour September 11, 2023
To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.
you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
by John Conde May 03, 2023