second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.

Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.

by Broombunny July 6, 2007

second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.

"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"

by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020

Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017

sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".

Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.

by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019

monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.

"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"

by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017

Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.

"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."

by SsurebreC August 1, 2012

Second shift

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.

Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021