Samone

She is so pretty and she is everyone body goals with a fat butt.She is so cool and everyone wants to be her..

Do you see Samone,she is much a Samone

by Setety123 October 6, 2016

Senior Season

The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.

Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!

by suckittrebek12 November 10, 2011

Ping pong ball season

Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.

"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."

"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."

by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

Seasoned Curlies

Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.

When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.

by CJ Natoli January 6, 2007

Haircut Season

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.

Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season

by mrjames81 December 8, 2009

telemarketer hunting season

A hunting season that should exist.

Turn on caller ID, it's telemarketer hunting season!

by 1ns4n1ty April 27, 2006

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004