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Screaching

A hybrid of the word Scare and Preaching: Threatening people with infernal damnation if they don't submit to a religion's set of rules or beliefs.
"Don't be blinded by those unbelievers, if you don't turn to Jesus you'll just be tortured in the pits of hell!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's Eliza. She's just screaching."
by Laa_Laa February 7, 2024
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Screlching

Like screeching or screaming but make it spicy
I just sang that song , I was signing so high I was screlching

Did you hear that screlching bird

Sk-rell-Ching
by Millereadswords December 5, 2023
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Snitching

Stealing, according to the BFG. For example, taking fruit that is not yours is snitching, as is kidnapping people.
I is a very honourable giant! I does not go snitching things!
You snitched me!
by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 16, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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Scurtching

When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it
I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.
by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025
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