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Dirty Sanchez

Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.
The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.
by badass143 February 6, 2010
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white sanchez

The act of ejaculating into a woman and then drinking your own juices out of her.
This porn is good but audience be warned. The scene ends with a white sanchez!
by Erin Scott March 4, 2007
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dirty sanchez

A "dirty sanchez" is when you see someone who looks like they are dressed up as a mexican for halloween, but then you get closer. Then you smell something and realize it might be poo poo, or gushie. It's so gross you feel like throwing up. Some people call it dirty sanchez, some people call it stinky stevie, but it's a poop mustache...a painted poop mustache. GROSS!
I almost threw up when I realized Lomita had a poop mustache, known as a dirty sanchez, that I could actually smell when talking to her.
by Grossed OUT July 25, 2006
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Diego Sanchez

A hispanic guy that tends to attract pretty girls with his perfect spanish, and massive penis. Justifies his massive penis on some distant african american relative, but cannot explain his hate for life or the people he loves.
That guy walks around like he's got an S on his chest, talking spanish like he owns mexico, what a diego sanchez.
by lolalamala March 30, 2009
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Alberto Sanchez

International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).
International rock performer Alberto is a role model for everday teenagers.
by Lauren Cross July 20, 2008
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Purty Sanchez

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.
She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!
by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021
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Velvet Sanchez

A shooter made with vodka and baileys. The shooter glass is rimmed with chocolate syrup, giving the drinker a chocolate mustache after it is consumed.
The Velvet Sanchez is a shooter drink: like a Muff Diver - but different.
by TeeBird August 27, 2012
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