The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.
Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.
by This is baby bird November 23, 2016
Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020
Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.
by I like to fuck squirrels October 07, 2021
Taking a big sip of somebody elses drink or eating alot of somebody elses food without their premission to consume so much of it.
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')
A: That's a tasty beverage, may I take a sip of it.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.
by Gatorius April 27, 2009
1. Liam Payne's (one direction) bestfriend
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up
1. me: is your dad a trumpet player? cos you're making me horny ;)
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!
by loverof1D February 14, 2011
Someone who should see that they are beautiful and smart. Doesn’t see it though because she is blind
Takisha Samuel is very BEAUTIFUL
by Another Anonymous User December 28, 2020
A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale
by ThatOneRHSkid December 28, 2012