Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

rusty starfish

After having a poo you forgot to wipe or have no facilities to wipe with so your poo stays on your butt hole and stains the skin resulting in anal bleaching to cure the rusty starfish

Oh my god, antie karen you smell so bad are you sure you dont have a rusty starfish

by rusty metal February 5, 2015

hungry starfish

the anus of a man or woman that wants to be sodamized

My neighbor called me to tell me that her starfish was very hungry and to ask me if I could stop by sometime during the day to feed it. Evidently she had a very hungry starfish

by illinforyu August 19, 2009

puckering starfish

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker

betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!

by superking October 17, 2004

purple starfish

see x marks the spot...

add a fifth consenting adult female and place one's head (not penis) inside of preferred orafice.

Coque was not so pleased to learn that the previous night could have included a taste of purple starfish if not for his irregularly large head.

by pinksock October 23, 2005

chocolate starfish

when someone does a crap from a great height and the shit splashes out into the shape of a chocolate starfish.

Wow, look at that chocolate starfish Mel Gibson just did on Mexico

by Madd Dogz November 15, 2005

brown starfish

Usually a term used when there's Shit left in the ass crack.

dude I did NOT see your brown starfish when trying to slip it in!

by SteveJobsIsALegend December 19, 2022