snotty-nosed

Usually refers to a kid who is immature, irritating, or little consequence. A slightly different conotation would be a punk kid.

Don't let him upset you, he's just a snotty nosed kid.

by mandy November 16, 2003

G Spotting

A social activity performed by chavs at the local mall, involving aimlessly wandering around looking for women bending over to reveal the top of their g string.

Me: "Yo niggaz lets go g spotting"
Chav: "G spotted! 10 o-clock!"
Other Chav: "Yuck she's a total minger. Her nose looks like a choad"

by Fred_Nerk September 15, 2006

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

sporty handfull

1. used as a desciptive term for the female breast.
2. typically directed towards the breast size of an athletic female whose breast size falls in the C cup range.

"hey cody, who is your new girlfriend? is she hot"
"yah, she's ok."
"how bigs her rack?"
" i would rank it a sporty handfull."
"score!"

by rankpuss November 10, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

spotsyltuckian

Spotsyltuckians are the lowest breed of the inbreds in Spotsyltucky. Common features are missing teeth, confederate apparel, and a fluffy neckbeard. They’re usually found in Partlow, their cousin’s house, or in Food Lion, licking the spilled flour off of the shelves.

“Howdy cousin! Wanna get rowdy?”
“Cletus, we can’t.”
“But why?”
“Cause we aren’t spotsyltuckians.”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts August 29, 2018

shotty

forcing the fumes of the canabis pollen through water via a disused fanta bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling.

Me and Garath stayed up all nite and did shottys. I slept for a week!

by jack July 1, 2003