Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!

1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll’

by 7372872 July 12, 2023

spit game

The most ABSURD way of telling a female you are interested in her. Mostly starting out with commenting a girl on her ass or her walk. Girls are sometimes flattered by this because they think the guy is cute..

Devonte: Hey ma, wuhz good.
Anna: Hii.
Devonte: Dayum girl I was just sayin dayum u lookin mighty fresh in dem' jeans, yo.
Anna: aww thanks hun!
Devonte: Hah, thanks gawjush. anytime, dam girl u got me Tippn', yo.
Anna: Really?
Devonte: Chyeah girll, fo'get bout yo man, get wid me. I makez dat DOUGH ya digg?
Anna: Are you trying to spit game lil boy? get outta here..

by Supraman352 December 7, 2006

spit tea

Spit tea is when she's sucking on your sack

Hey gurl wanna make some spit tea

by Unknown Sack Sucker November 30, 2016

spit roast

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.

1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"

by Tango169 August 14, 2006

spit roast

See Position 45
High fives are a must.

Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery on the spit roast last night

by Dorifto October 21, 2004

Spit or Swallow

A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:

a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.

In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.

by ladypebs March 12, 2011