a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:
1)men with short penis'
2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
1)men with short penis'
2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the size doesn't mattermug. A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.
by cat55 October 23, 2010
Get the Plus Sized Banditmug. A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009
Get the Burrito Sized Mummymug. You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.
Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*
Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!
boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.
Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!
boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.
by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011
Get the Beamer the size of chinamug. by Penis torchure November 11, 2020
Get the Average penis sizemug. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.
Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?
Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?
by cabbageASS February 13, 2005
Get the zoom-zoom sizedmug. by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010
Get the Man-Sized Handshakemug.