Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another

John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages

by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

Scottish Ski Poles

Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.

Bro, if you’re horny, try the Scottish ski poles

by gv_86 February 7, 2026

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025

Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.

Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.

by NYCboys May 25, 2025