Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 24, 2022
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The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 24, 2017
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Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed
OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??
by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024
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scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another
John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages
by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024
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Scottish wave

When a man pulls down his pants and flaps his penis side to side at a person or persons.
After taking 7 shots, he gave us the old scottish wave before leaving the bar!
by Romeo85 December 16, 2023
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scottish wave

When someone pulls out their penis and flaps it side to side at people.
He gave us the old scottish wave as he left the bar.
by Romeo85 December 16, 2023
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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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