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Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.
Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth
by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022
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Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?
by Morehoes May 29, 2018
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Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Scottish Commie

Used to describe Somebody as being a fascist from Argentina and is also considered to be the cause of the hippopotamus war in 1866 over disputed land in Norway between the hippos and Japanese people who fought heoricly against the hippos but alas the hippos won.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 1, 2022
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Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!
by A 100% good source October 5, 2018
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Scottish Toboggan

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals
In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
by Yiteziah April 29, 2021
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