Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck

Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls

On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing

by Cellucci June 30, 2020

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Scottish Beyonce

A funny nickname for Lewis Capaldi.

“Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce”

by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023

Scottish Hotdog

A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.

Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!

by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025