rebonculous

when someone does some so chronically retarded that standard terms don’t fit

she got fucked on the top of a child’s bunkbed that shits rebonculous

by turbofag9000 January 5, 2026

Mesa Redonda

Polite way of referring to a booty call. In some instances it may confuse the recipient due to the possible differences in language, however, this may be beneficial. Be sure to use it to your advantage.

Usually applied to fellow classmates.

Why would you turn in your mesa redonda to that guy? He has no swag

by GLUMBRE August 6, 2011

email reconnaissance

n. an efficient survey of three or more days worth of past emails in one sitting. This strategy is used to catch up on the important business that those emails may require. May be employed either by the busy or the lazy.

"I need to take a half-hour to do some email reconnaissance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, I've not been paying much attention to my email for a while, so I just need to get the lay of the land and find out if there are any land mines waiting for me in the form of uncompleted tasks or neglected personal friends. After that we can go to the game."

"Weird. Why didn't you just say that you were catching up on your email?"

by somedude8000 August 28, 2013

shooting recon

When you are putting in work with a girl next door and your homie comes by and starts saying you did something with another hoe with a bad rep. In attempt to see how the girl you have over reacts to it, so he can can know if he can slide in on the cool

A war term. Soldiers would hide in trench's and shoot at the enemy. The enemy would then fire back and they would know where the Target was shooting from.

Passive-Aggressive behavior

"Yo man, that nigga was shooting recon with crystal to put you under the bus and see how she reacted. That boi was tryna swoop - no shame."

by SkyBoyz October 14, 2013

Advanced recon commando

A Term used to describe a person who is good at breaching.

Wow your a real Advanced recon commando

by ShacClO July 25, 2019

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

The Reconciler

Christian version of Saw who is secretly god. He kidnaps people who are not getting along with each other and locks them in a room until reconcile each other.

And he has a squirting cross.

The Reconciler:

I'm a messenger...

I'm a guardian...

And other things as well...

by Very Really Good February 18, 2023