Performing a reverse blink while facing a computer monitor will subject your eyes to one microjoule of light. (Source: "xkcd: What If?" #115)
by nicholas818 October 09, 2014
Reverse Excalibur is the method unto which Arthur performed on his wife with. Could also be an everyday term that involves intensive force to perform things such as scooping ice cream.
Damn I had to reverse Excalibur that frostbitten ice cream.
Last night I did an extraordinary reverse Excalibur unto my pure maiden.
Last night I did an extraordinary reverse Excalibur unto my pure maiden.
by Flatcher February 10, 2014
When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.
by Mike Charter December 25, 2017
When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.
Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.
by The Three Bustkateers January 22, 2009
Although it's not clear what exactly a Reverse Franklin is, it's assumed to be a truly vile sex-act. Anyone claiming to have committed the Reverse Franklin is either lying or incredibly depraved.
Person 1 - "Hey man, I Reverse Franklined this girl last night..."
Person 2 - "Bullshit, only Hannah's ever been Reverse Franklined, and she's never been right since."
Person 2 - "Bullshit, only Hannah's ever been Reverse Franklined, and she's never been right since."
by Jonathug April 28, 2011
When your girl is riding your reverse cowboy, but then she develops a Southern accent that isn't cute, shaves her head and eats junk food, all whilst still riding you. The Reverse Britney only feels right when potato chip crumbs get all over you both, and miraculously find their way into her fatty rolls, her cave, and your ass crack.
Last night, your mother gave me a Reverse Britney, and when I took a shit this morning it looked like chips and salsa....
by Sans Culture May 02, 2010
The art of taking a shit whilst mounting the toilet backwards so as to purposefully leave a stain on the near side of the bowl
by Stuart roberts November 22, 2013