reverse blink

The action of opening one's eyes briefly and then closing them again.

Performing a reverse blink while facing a computer monitor will subject your eyes to one microjoule of light. (Source: "xkcd: What If?" #115)

by nicholas818 October 10, 2014

Reverse therapy

Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.

Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?

A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.

by tsingtaobeer August 14, 2010

Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday

"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020

Reverse Fist

When you take a dump so big that it feels as if you're getting fisted from the inside out in stead of the normal way of fisting, from the outside in.

Mitch: "Dude, I just took a dump so big it stretched my asshole. Talk about some serious pain"
Zakk: "Sounds like you got reverse fisted!"

by Engine11 November 3, 2012

reverse stalkology

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone

girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'

by Berthaleein December 21, 2008

Reverse Photobomb

(verb)- a photo taken without the knowledge and awareness of the person in the foreground, but known and planned by the person in the background and the photo taker. Basically the reverse of a traditional photobomb, where someone unsuspectingly jumps into the background of a people-posed photo.

Lark: Hey Jan, let's reverse photobomb Craig!
Jan: I'll run up behind Craig and pose. If he see's me, he'll have no idea what I'm doing.
Lark: This is going to be a great RPB pic! Let's RPB Gike Mallego next!

by Captain Incredible x Infinity June 2, 2015

Reverse Malkin

Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.

Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!

by J. A. Baker October 25, 2007