a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.
WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time
by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011

ralf
verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
kram·den
adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:
Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
kram·den
adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:
Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
1.I put it in her butt then made her give me head, the classic Ralph Kramden.
2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
by jayram1408 February 5, 2023

by jern smerth May 14, 2015

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025

Ralph looks like a gay lizard.
by Carzyperson October 12, 2018

by Zach Yohama May 11, 2022

by TrAnSpOrT_mEdiA March 3, 2019
