ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana told that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro July 30, 2008

[ROFL]

Short for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing". Could be used when whatever has been said/sent is too funny for a LOL or LMFAO.

"The dog is humping ma leg"


"U serious?"

"Yh i cnt get her off"


"ROFL ^_^ "

by [MentallyUnsound] January 4, 2009

Roflaasm

Roflaasm,
The act of rolling on the floor laughing and accidently shitting myself.

Tony: Have you ever seen the video of the cat talking, then falling in a toilet?

Alex: No

Tony: *shows video*

Alex:haahahhahahhahha *Rolls on floor, erupting with laughter and then soils self*

Tony:....

Alex:gosh, that was so funny I just had a Roflaasm!

by Splendifiadanticle May 9, 2011

Rofl-Copter

Rolling on the floor laughing until you propel into a helicopter and fly away laughing

1: I love vagina
2: I knew it o_O
1: Clitorissssss
2: lmfaooo
1: Rofl-copter>:D
2: Wtf?
1:**SEE DEFINITION**

I sware I was in a rofl-copter after that joke

I was so stoned I was in a rofl-copter for at least 20 minutes man.

by Az4253 November 29, 2011

The ROFL Effect

When something makes you rofl, or roll on the floor laughing.

Best used nowhere.

That guy just made a hilarious joke and everyone burst into tears laughing....that's the ROFL Effect

by SecCom October 9, 2004

roflcock

verb, noun

verb: to laugh at something that is anyway related to a man's genitala

noun: a joke that in some way relates to a mans genitalia

ted: did you see Jacob with the bone in the shower after gym?
tim: ya, roflcock

Jim McMahon: I am the badest man on the planet.
Viewer: Such roflcock

by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

roflcopter

A helicopter made out of ASCII art. They can turn invisible, which is why nobody sees them in the sky. No one knows how the ASCII characters can stay together, however, but people still make and fly them. Usually used for skydiving.

I took a flight in a roflcopter. All I heard was soi soi soi soi soi soi, but it was the best flight I've ever been on.

by ??^?? June 16, 2008