Skip to main content

religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit
religion helps me not kill myself
by Dic pic Danny January 13, 2018
mugGet the religionmug.

Religion

Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.
"i believe in god and Religion"
"oh, okay."
"what are you doing?"
"i'm hanging myself"
by 100101011101010101010101 July 31, 2018
mugGet the Religionmug.

Religion

an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
"My religion is Christianity."
by spibbs June 9, 2017
mugGet the Religionmug.

Religion

an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins
hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!
by jimmayyyyyy December 7, 2009
mugGet the Religionmug.

Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.
Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
by Lottylula May 19, 2008
mugGet the Religionmug.

religion

The first lesson of being a Con artist
Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!
mugGet the religionmug.

religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others
"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."
by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016
mugGet the religionmug.

Share this definition