Religion

Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.

"i believe in god and Religion"
"oh, okay."
"what are you doing?"
"i'm hanging myself"

by 100101011101010101010101 July 31, 2018

Religion

A cult based around a conspiracy theory consisting of extraterrestrial beings, celebrities, and hallucinations

Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?

Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.

by Kleptotoid September 18, 2018

Religion

an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science

"My religion is Christianity."

by spibbs June 9, 2017

Religion

an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins

hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!

by jimmayyyyyy December 7, 2009

Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others

"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."

by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016

religion

The first lesson of being a Con artist

Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!

by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016