Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022

duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.

The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.

by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

Shrub Puppy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.

I’ll order a shrub puppy please.

by FatRob0t May 18, 2019