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Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018
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pandemic puppy

A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy

- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 7, 2021
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puppy kitty

park jimin of bts. see also: puppykitty

the name is for him and only him.

this is a nickname he coined himself in 2019 during their season’s greetings 2020 making film.

originally written as 강양이, this nickname is a compound word in which 강 is from 강아지, meaning puppy, and 양 is from 고양이, meaning kitty. bts’ editors and graphics teams often refer to jimin as such and translates 강양이 as puppykitty for their international audience.

once introduced, fans very quickly attached to the word and added it to jimin’s extensive list of charming nicknames.

if you ever call anyone else puppykitty, do not be surprised when jungkook bites your ankles off in your sleep.
JM: h-
ARMY: how puppy kitty of u

JM: :)
ARMY: i love puppy kitty
by hvvpy December 24, 2021
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Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020
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Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022
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Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!
by btank May 5, 2015
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Chanking the puppy

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.
by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019
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