Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

Astral Projection

The ability to leave you're body in soul/spirit state.

Last Night I Watched Myself Sleep and then I flew away which refers of the action of Astral Projection.

by mrb20990 April 29, 2011

project tony

(aka super sexy project tony) a Italian who loves the color purple, :) Ozzy Osborne and H.I.M. he is a laid back kind of person and a really sweet guy. Is beyond doubt the funniest guy iv met in a long time.and is cute too ^_^

project tony is one of the best guitar hero players iv seen.

by Emily (emramo) December 21, 2008

Projeskimo

(noun:)An eskimo who appears to be from the projects. Usually resides in Alaska, is extremely shady, and will almost always go after your fine man.

I was up at the mountain snowboarding, and this nasty projeskimo tried to give me her number.

by GalleysGirl524 May 1, 2009

prank project

Well, Prank Project is kind of like the movie Jackass but a lot more wellfare and homosexual. The actors starring in this idiotic "movie" are really stupid, aren't funny and should go shoot themselves. I recommend that people should start a "Anti-Prank Project" (APP) club before it is too late.

"Hey Billy, what are you watching?"
"Prank Project, it rocks"
"What's that"
"It's a homosexual movie"
"Cool"

by andre philippe July 31, 2008

processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

projectory

1. the path a basketball travels after it has been released. much like "trajectory," but it only applies to basketball.

"it's gonna take me 'bout five or six times to get it right. I gotta get my projectory right."

-LeBron James

by charlesdc May 26, 2009