premature handlation

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.

Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

by jessymadethis December 27, 2010

premature drunkulation

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party

Our friend got drunk too early, aka premature drunkulation. Party foul! Epic fail.

by nardkat123 October 28, 2010

Premature eChatulation

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.

Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011

Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011

Premadas

from sanskrit, prema (supreme love) and das (servant). One who serves the world by sharing the light and wisdom of God consciousness. He is also known and loved for creating magnificent renovations, building structures of wood, and rafting down the Colorado river.

"If you're gonna sit in front Premadas, you'd better darn well paddle!"

by Bliss Absolute September 6, 2011

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012

premature extextulation

Sending a blank text inadvertently.

Hey, sorry about that premature extextulation. I hit send by mistake.

by giddyidledoodler December 15, 2011