velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006

Pouche

When you are so deep under the influence that Pouche is the only thing you could manage to call somebody

"Yeah, that's really funny ya pouche!"

"Dude, who are you talking to?"

by YungKrysto January 26, 2016

Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents”

That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.

by Jsuperjeff2000 December 06, 2021

Pouche

Someone who is a Pussy but also a douche.

Garrett won't talk to that girl but he thinks he's hot shit, he is such a pouche.

by accordingtoyou July 10, 2016

POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!

I ENJOY POUCH FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND

by GCSTYLE May 03, 2022

Tit Pouch

Slang for a Breast Pocket

Hey Victor, those uniforms look weird without those Tit Pouches

by MrTenShots January 31, 2025

poopy pouch

A pouch that is attatched near the hip that will drain shit out of your stomach. Usually equipped when you go thru some fucked up surgery that will cause constipation.

1. STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR "POOPY POUCH" MOTHER FUCKER!!!

2.Man, those burritos really fucked me up.. Mind if i borrow your "poopy pouch" for a few hours?

by Jim1027 August 25, 2008