Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)

Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.

by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004

Poor boy sandwich

the name of a sandwich sold at Shaw's (?) that my dad bought on a road trip once. He was really, really, really hungry, and got all excited cause that was all they had to eat, and he bit into it, and the lettuce was wilted, tomatoes gross... you get the point. He completely lost it, and screamed that he would get revenge, lol!!!!

Poor Boy Sandwich. I just told you up there. True story!

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009

Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012

poor mans blunt

A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.

He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt

by KomodoDragonFromEridge March 30, 2018

Poor Bastard Society

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

by Vivalicious January 4, 2010

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.

" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."

by warrdogg November 12, 2015