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PoopDingus

A twitter account that is inspirational to the young people with its immaculate ball knowledge. Is aware of who the real GOAT is. Makes pessi dogs mad and beg on DMs. It is a certified sweet account with no hate towards anyone.
“Did you see what PoopDingus tweeted, they’re visionary.”
“ I aspire to be a person like PoopDingus because I do not want other kids to bully me at school for my awful football takes”
by Fede Valverde November 5, 2022
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PoopDick

Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol
Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh
by PLUTKO June 23, 2023
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Poopdeck Annie

A goofball pseudonym often chosen for its charming and lighthearted vibe.
Poopdeck Annie, a name so uncanny, ask me again, and I’ll kick you in the fanny!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023
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paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010
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Pepper Pooper

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.
"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."
by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012
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UD Pooper

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.
Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013
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The Pooper Scooper

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.
Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!
by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015
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