Polishing ol' Pete

To scrub off Mr.Happy down there, to achieve sexual pleasure.

Once I walked in on my boyfriend polishing ol' pete with a hotdog bun.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 5, 2008

polish jump start

going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.

yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!

by lance uppercut176 December 9, 2011

Polish Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek but when you find a person you hit them in the head with a brick, causing concussion to death

"Hey Dimitri, Lets play Polish Hide and Seek with Vasilly and Karol?" - We cant Play with Karol, He is in a Coma

by Swifty83 December 18, 2019

Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.

Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 3, 2005

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003

polish the penny

The act of licking another person's anus.

The anus could look like a dirty penny until such time as it is "polished" with the tongue, causing it to sparkle and shine like a newly minted penny. Thus, polish the penny.

by Del Pickney May 29, 2008