When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 16, 2018
The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 January 10, 2016
When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.
by avvy123 November 15, 2023
The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
by lemmingdos December 20, 2015
When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024
Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.
by Jqoy June 04, 2021