You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

Incelf pity

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.

Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"

by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020

Pity Titty

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties

babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?

by camerelle August 27, 2018

pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016

pity twerking

twerking out of depression and sadness

he was pity twerking at the funeral

by tropical bird September 15, 2022

Pity worry

When a person who doesnt have any absolute relation with you tries to act good in front of your league of legends squad

MasterB10 : Were you sick
MasterB10 : I thought you killed yourself
iraklissid : I dont want your pity worry

by ioannissid February 15, 2018

Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017