Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.

Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?

by djscat March 24, 2013

Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019

Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer

If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020

Piss Abyss

When you’re having intercourse with your partner and instead of ejaculating, you urinate

Last night I gave my girl the piss abyss

by Pyrozore February 15, 2022

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010

Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.

"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2

by Amberra January 18, 2011

Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.

"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"

by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012