protein shit

25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit

"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you

by Stephan bret williams September 7, 2007

Pirate Juice

A combination of Bacardi Razz, Bacardi Limon, Bacardi Grand Melon, and Bacardi Coconut with cranberry juice and pineapple juice. Mixed heavy on the rum and light on the juices, this punch will get you fucking smashed.

John: I'm fucking wasted off this juice. WTF is this?

Mike: It's pirate juice. And it seems like it's working.

by DaSandwichMan February 15, 2010

protect ya neck

What you need to do when the Wu comes for that ass.

Wu-Tang Clan:Ya best protect ya neck!

Average nigga:Word

by Phish77 January 2, 2009

gay pirate

When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.

Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.

by Chuckles h August 22, 2006

zombie ninja pirate

An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.

The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!

by Guy Is Awesome December 3, 2007

The Pirate

When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"

I gave my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the jiz out of her eye!

by Superman April 6, 2003

hymen pirate

One who hunts and or pillages virgins using sly and conniving tactics of seduction. Generally the male is older than the virgin and has a certain stigma or allure which surrounds him, making him the subject of many young crushes.

Can be either Nerdy or arrogant, both forms exist in the natural world, and appeal to different groups of virgins.

The Most important attribute of the "Hymen Pirate" is that his victim is immediately discarded and ignored after pirating has occurred, and the booty has been found. No further interactions are to be expected.

"Kim, that guy doesn't want a relationship, he just wants your V-card, he's a bloody Hymen Pirate"

by Joe Catanzaro July 27, 2008