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steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link
Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?
by Networked June 20, 2011
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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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Detroit Bait Pile

A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.
You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.
by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020
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Flaming Pile Driver

Using hot sauce as lube during anal
Ay shawty wanna go back to my place i got some hot sauce n we can do the flaming pile driver
by BBOW December 20, 2008
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Amesbury meat pile

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room
employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016
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Sloppy Pile of Shit

Adjective: The equivalent of being a pile of errant feces while intoxicated. Also is attributed to someone who has had too many substances in their body over a prolonged period of time; i.e, Mcdonalds, alcohol, magical mushrooms, acid, etc.
Flammang: Get up off the couch you sloppy pile of shit.

Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.

Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!

Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......

Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.
by BASEDLIFE November 13, 2011
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weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship
Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.
by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022
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