Period

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.

Shit I just got my period

by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024

Period

The unfathomable demonic void of perpetual agony I, along other cis females, sometimes get.

Period is hell.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 30, 2024

Period of Enlightenment

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

Period Poo

When your bestie agrees with you.

Yessss girl period poo

by StrawberryGlow February 9, 2022

Period Crush

A temporary crush on a person while on your period.

Person 1: "Do you still like him?"
Person 2: "No, it was just a period crush."

by howaboutyes March 17, 2014

period cramps

When it’s that time of the month for lady’s and you get cramps that feel like somebody is kicking you in the freakin stomach repeatedly and you don’t want to do anything because your in so much pain because Mother Nature decide to give women periods and not men and if even one man says “is it that time of the month again” you want to kick him repeatedly

I have period cramps so if I leave you unread that’s why

by Thepig04 June 27, 2018

period pooh

sum stupid shit bitches came up with

“niggas ain’t shit”
“omg period pooh”

by fatcunt101 May 22, 2019