bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

sexual peeing

When white people can't get off during regular sex and resort to peeing on their partner.

"Hey this isn't really working for me do you mind if I try something?"

"What is it."

"It's this new thing I heard of called sexual peeing."

"Uhhhhhh ok."

*drinks a glass of water*

"Now we wait."

by the Nigerian nightmare February 2, 2017

puking

a gross and desgusting liquid coming out of your mouth, gaggingly causing you to gag.

that dude is puking out some fucking nasty ass shit!!!

by j_r_c September 2, 2010

puking and pooping

A Don de la nooch

Hung over to the point where you vomit and shit simultaneously.
Topically a night of mass booze consumption and Taco Bell.

Puking and pooping - A Don de la nooch

by KING-T shed October 28, 2013

asian peeing contests

Fun for the whole family

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you

by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009