Holiday Package Anxiety

Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.

Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?

Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!

by Mike Misquez December 23, 2011

Packaderm

1. One who leads a herd of blindless cowardly bastard followers; or who has a mass so great that they have their own orbit and forces others to encompass his/hers permimiter.
2. One who jacks off in the shower with his own "Mr. Slave" while eating cake, which has been cummed on.
3.One who can survive on extreme cold conditions due to the amass of body fat.

That packaderm must be stopped, his oppresive fat ruling will be ended!

The packaderm, Ryan cannot hold up more longer! But we need more arrows!

by Leeum September 27, 2007

Pakkapakka

To bite; hamchat

Hamtaro did it with all of the pakkapakka in him.

by Hamstaar December 6, 2003

paeka

a 19 year old girl who made boys fall in love with her with a rose quartz crystal.

girl #1: omg girl this boy is mad cute i wish i could do brujera or smt on him to make him stay in love with me forever.
girl #2: girl did you say forever? go plant urself some rose quartz in his car and pull a paeka.

by leithegoddess July 26, 2021

my package needs a stimulus

give me some attention ahorita

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.

by BPB 562 February 15, 2009

Package Pinch

When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.

Dude, I just got a package pinch and it stings.

by Danimal 32 January 1, 2008

packafranks

1.The rolls on the back of a fat bald mans neck.

Man you could feed a little league team with that guys packafranks.

by rodosboy September 25, 2008