When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010
Get the Phallic panic mug.The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009
Get the Ass-Panic mug.The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.
Pronoun panic interrupting gender neutrality:
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!
...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!
...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.
by atds November 14, 2009
Get the pronoun panic mug.i was goin to foot locker when i passed by Gap and heard Panic! at the Disco music........it was really gay but the queers who were buying under-sized $85 polo shirts were enjoying it
by tha truth teller July 25, 2006
Get the Panic! at the Disco mug.by >frannie<<< February 6, 2007
Get the panic! at the disco mug.One of the shittest bands to walk the earth. EVER! Many say they are emo, these people are known more comonly as retards. listen the utterly shite lyrics of panic! is there anything remotely emo there?? No you douchebags. They are not emo, they a pop band for 7 year old girls.
Much like:
Backstreet Boys
N*Sync
Fall Out Boy
A1
Boyzone
Much like:
Backstreet Boys
N*Sync
Fall Out Boy
A1
Boyzone
"I hate Panic! At The Disco, They are emo."
"No, you complete fuck-bag, they are pop, however i will forgive you because they suck. Some emo music can be good like silverstein or atreyu."
Please stay metal everyone. Say No to chavs!
"No, you complete fuck-bag, they are pop, however i will forgive you because they suck. Some emo music can be good like silverstein or atreyu."
Please stay metal everyone. Say No to chavs!
by 666Ninja June 27, 2007
Get the Panic! At The Disco mug.by dangerousdan0698 December 28, 2007
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