Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Tony Parker

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.

Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!

by david faustino October 15, 2012

Parker Effect

When a school slowly tricks it’s students into joining the LGBTQ community.

That school has the parker effect.

by pooplmao937 May 25, 2023

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pacer test

Hell, fucking hell...

“We have to do the fucking pacer test today”
“I’m going to kill myself”

by Badbitch712 April 14, 2018

fitnessgram pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear a signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear a ding. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test goes up to 247 and is to see how much laps people can do before they stop.

I got 247 on the Fitnessgram Pacer Test yesterday!!!

by Jenast May 14, 2016