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Prostitute

A night walker. A person standing on the side of the street waiting for someone to honk at them so they can go get some dick.
LOOK MOM, A PROSTITUTE.
by assassin of the arts August 5, 2019
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prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date
guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022
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Prostitute

One who has sex/intercourse for money.
My mother used to be a prostitute.
by TheWeirdoBehindYou July 17, 2018
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Snickers prostitute

A prostitute who sells herself and you pay her with snicker bars.
There is a Snickers prostitute down the street if you want to hit her up
by KillerOfUrMind November 3, 2017
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mute prostitute

Like I said you’re Mum's house. :) mute prostitute
by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018
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Prostitution

Prostitution-Ernesto Valverde Used “Camp Nou” to heal his erectile disfunction.
by Mo Salad April 30, 2019
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