poison-pen writer

one who writes write-ups full of malice, slander, etc.

Poison-pen writers are an execrable lot.

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

arsenic and cyanid poisoning

exessive intake of arsenic and cyanid, usually in contaminated water. Results in constant annoyance, anger and overall a discomfort feeling in your body.

ever since Robin had arsenic and cyanid poisoning taken that contaminated water he has been such a lame bee.

by Soctor2 January 14, 2018

Poison Tipped Dart

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and right when you are about to come, you stick an ecstasy pill to the tip of your dick and shove it back in her ass.

This girl said she wanted to try E up her ass, so I gave her the ol' poison tipped dart.

by theknowmad September 6, 2009

fast food poisoning

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.

"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."

by MistakeLake December 15, 2013

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.

"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003