Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 29, 2020

Packer

A packer is an item primarily used by transgender men to give off the appearance of a penis. This item is used to combat gender dysphoria whether the person wearing it is trans or not. Packers can be made out of anything that's comfortable and that works; Like a sock or anything resembling a dick.

John: Ah man

Tom: What

John: I forgot to put my packer in this morning

Tom: Dang

by comemaster3000 July 10, 2024

Petit Packer

A term for the car/racing community (mainly focused on drag racing) and means that there's a small car like a SMART Car or like an old Mini Cooper, but in that small car that's a big-ass engine that's more powerful than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Austin-Healey? Oh holy shit is that a Whipple-Powered LS Big Block in that thing?! Gahdayum that's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

Snow packer

White fever to the extreme, especially when the white person in question is quite average or even ugly to their own kind. They don't care or pretend not to notice until later. Often has an obsession with half-white people and having a half-white baby with idealized blue eyed blond features from a great deal of internalized white supremacy from a childhood of self-loathing. This is called Operation Half White Baby and is commonly from family pressure. A strong fetish for being sexually colonized, especially from the type of white person who oppressed their ancestors. When their kid resembles themselves instead, say by normal genetic dominance, they hate it or are known to 'offer' to pay for plastic surgery and pass it off as natural, lying to family on social media about natural beauty. Some cultures are bigger on this plot than others.

"Did you see that new Japanese girl? I hear she's a snow packer, do you think we have a chance? I heard she'll date any guy if he's white enough! Her parents don't care."

by paint88 June 30, 2024

Waddy Packer

An article of clothing that is very revealing, usually a shirt with no back

Look at that slut over there with her waddy packer on

by Balla23 September 22, 2015

Fudge packer

Someone who takes it in the butt

Mr.mginn is a fudge packer

by Urmumsluver69 April 7, 2025