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one eyed dolphin

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you shove your thumb in her ass and she turn her head and makes a noise like a dolphin saying , “ nuh uh, nuh uh” in disapproval of having a thumb shoved her ass.
I was fucking this back page girl from behind the other day I shoved my thumb in her ass and she gave me the one eyed dolphin.
by Rustyshackelford3 May 31, 2018
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willy the one eyes jungle worm

The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.
For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"
by Jim's girl <3 February 4, 2014
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Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
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one-eyed snowman

This is another penis game maneuver(from the movie "WAITING"). One testicle is placed on top of the other vertically, as to immitate the body of a snowman. Then the head of the penis is placed on top of the balls, as to immitate the head of the snowman....finally you have your one eyed snowman.
Tommy gave me the one-eyed snowman, then proceded to call me a fag and kick me in the ass 100 times.
by Gary Fontaine April 22, 2006
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one-eyed Mike

A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.
"I'm gonna give her some one-eyed Mike up her Wazowski. I'm gonna sully her good."
by Southern Fat Man December 10, 2013
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wheezing one eyed bulldog

1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.
1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!
by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006
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