shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf
“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
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Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire March 03, 2016
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Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
by Leland451 November 24, 2021
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Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."
by mell0drama September 08, 2016
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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
by Cal1foolya July 03, 2022
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Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
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