granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Granny gram

It is when someone hits a 3 run homer in baseball or softball

Button just hit a granny gram

by Mrflyboy May 20, 2022

Granny Lip It

When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020

Granny Sack

A true name for a Fanny Pack

Toby: Woah Bruh, Cool Fanny pack!
Baylor: You mean a granny sack?
Sonny: The fuck you talking bout

by GrannySacks4Life July 13, 2015

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

granny chaser

An individual who finds interest (sexual, economic, etc.) In elders.

- Gurl, that b**ch stole my sugar daddy.
- Well, I guess you're not the only granny chaser in town anymore.

by Tantang March 21, 2018

Granny economics

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.

Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.

by Granny economics July 19, 2014