Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

by Smish I July 22, 2012

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toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.

Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.

by Yawkyawk22 April 08, 2017

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aggressive tuesday

When you get fucked up on a tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!

by Traw15 April 12, 2017

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Tush Tuesday

A variation of the Tumblr holiday known as Topless Tuesday where users post their tush(ass) instead of a topless picture

Anon "Hey wheres your Topless Tuesday picture"
Tumblr "I don't participate in Topless Tuesday but i did put a pic. up for Tush Tuesday"

by UnluckySe7en February 22, 2011

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Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 02, 2022

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