Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

jay oklahoma

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.

Oh man wanna go to jay Oklahoma?
no, bro, those hoes crusty.

by quepaso September 12, 2018

Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.

They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.

by PastaPro September 27, 2018

oklahoma license plate

Another name for tramp stamp! Mainly because the state only issues 1 license plate and it's placent is usually on or above the rear bumper!

That Dee Dee is a real slut ,did you see her Oklahoma license plate?

by Drahzi1 June 6, 2018

Oklahoma Spitroast

An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find

Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer

by DrakeSteele June 11, 2018

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual taking a hit from it.

Wanna Oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul.

by iEnVy_flix May 21, 2018

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual hitting it.

You wanna oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul

by iEnVy_flix May 22, 2018