obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

by james digler October 1, 2012

Obsession

Is the feeling of habitual addiction to a thing that you can't resist, that comes to the point that it's already so important to you; that even though you know it's wrong, you still continue it; you just can't stop then you start to be pathetical to it; just to feel calmed, you will figure & do things for it to be your own secret & special way to a more deep relation forever, until you can. You will never admit it, but will forever be your addiction, because you think that it feels good to you, & you're already bound by the feeling that as long as the wrong feels right it's like you're perfect & more than inlove to it.

Why are you so Obsessed with me? Well, I just wanna ask, because you keep on stalking me; it gives me the creeps that I'm already your Obsession.

by Texazen Taxiya October 17, 2015

Obsession

Katlyn Weimer

Katlyn Weimer has a weird obsession with Taylor Dixon because she is psycho.

by Arizona T June 16, 2017

Obsessed

Preoccupy or fill the mind of (someone or something) continually and to a troubling extent.

The blue noses are obsessed with Dundee United

by FTD83 April 24, 2018

obsessination

Obsession, usually by conspiracy theorists, with the John F. Kennedy assassination

So much has been written about the grassy knoll, the second gun, Fidel Castro, The FBI and other obsessinations.

by snootifox May 11, 2018

Obsessed

When someone thinks about something 24/7, some may give the little fella a good beating to this certain thing.

Example 1- “Fuck bro Duke Lee is OBSESSED in Richmond”

2- “hey look man duke Lee has made Another post about the tigers, he sure is obsessed”

3- Person 1“Oi buddy see that weird cunt over there dressing his dog up as a tiger?”
Person 2 “oh that’s duke, his my neighbour, I hear him praying every night that the eagles become better than Richmond”
Person 1 “his pretty fucken obsessed isn’t he”

by Doaskid July 31, 2018

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018