Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

blue opps

Those involved in commercial enterprises, especially transnational and creative. Their corporate style and penchant for blue declares them blue. Banks at Chase, goes for brunch and mimosas.

Check out those Blue opps over there their shirts are so business casual.

by Dior Baby June 24, 2020

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

Mentally breaking down your opponent

by insulting them using kindergarten insults

are you losers from losertown? because you losers are!
John this is an intervention.
Charlie, why is he Mentally breaking down your opponent?

by Buro December 11, 2020

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

Year of the Opps

2023 is the year of the Opps

“Yo butch did you hear 2023 is the year of the opps

by Harrycrane78 January 20, 2023